I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus
this story makes me laugh and cry
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people
"If I have to ask for your attention, then I don’t even want it."-(via lovemenendawit)